Glenn Woertz is very pleased indeed to be back on the BCP stage after last season's comic turn as Hal in Lovers and Other Strangers.  His other roles at the Players have included John in Lips Together Teeth Apart, the wickedly manipulative Thomas in Murder in Green Meadows, Albert in A Thousand Clowns, and Bill Coles in Other People's Money, as well as roles in Love Letters, A Few Good Men, and Moon Over Buffalo.  An experienced stage fight and fencing choreographer, Glenn contributed fights and fencing to our productions of Orphans, Only Kidding, and Moon Over Buffalo, and to productions elsewhere of The Zoo Story, Cyrano de Bergerac, and Oklahoma!.  At other venues, Glenn has played both Jerry and Robert in Betrayal, Dude Lester in Tobacco Road, Jerry and Peter in separate productions of Edward Albee's The Zoo Story, and Cassio in Othello.  He may be the only living actor in North America to have played different roles in three separate productions of the medieval French play, The Farce of the Worthy Master Pierre Patelin.  An avid horseman and fabulously mediocre guitarist, Mr. Woertz raises expectations and tolerant boys with his wife, actress/singer Cheryl Crabtree Woertz, on a tiny estate in Alpine.  The proud holder of Scouting's God and Country award, Mr. Woertz is always kind to his dog and seldom kicks his mother.